faunigraphic:

queenixx:

thelittlemerms:

pixie-tot:

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea

abcdmcsquared:

tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

officialunitedstates:

bloodlily16:

officialunitedstates:

pepsi: show around to impress your friends

coca cola: take home to meet your mom and dad

What about Dr. Pepper?

dr pepper snapple group: meet in a shady motel

uranodioning:

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

xtec:

thothoward:

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

SHUT

tryagainplz:

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

7mangoes:

woodmeat:

Can i have some pussy please

damn u always asking for something….HERE

@Staff  you seeing this shit right here

Followers I’m sorry but this is so funny

mhevet:

mhevet:

mhevet:

small-chekov:

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

my f

my feet are cold

millennial-review:

Anonymous asked: Your posts are pretty retarded and what makes it even better is how seriously you take yourself, it's quite entertaining

bombing:

it’s 10:33am here in New York. assuming you’re from the United States, and judging from your tone and language you most likely are, the time where you are is somewhere between 7:33 and 10:33am. your choice of words indicates that you’re somewhere between the ages of 8 and 11 years old. most elementary schools start at around 8:50 to 9:15am so my question to you is why are you not getting ready for school, and if it’s past 9am where you are, why are you skipping free education to waste both your time and mine here on the internet